Hello Saturday

I've been cried on, snotted on, peed on, and pooped on.

Is it nap time yet?

Actually, yes. Only one is napping. At least my non napper is in a pleasant mood.  Poo explosion is ultimate relief for an infant, I suppose. 

Sunday will be filled with laundry. 

Chair Fairy

No one in my house pushes their chair in after use. I don't expect my toddler to, but the grown up kid could, right?

What's better is he somehow uses three chairs every morning. Where's my chair fairy? 

Oh wait, it's me. 

Another title. Can I put this on my resume?