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Monday, October 21, 2013

Reminders that Mommy (me) is Fat

Breastfeeding with a toddler audience:
"This is squishy, mom. So soft."

Breastfeeding in general:
Wrestle shirt up.
Expose pale, lumpy belly. 

Jumping:
Everything jiggles. 

Maniacs:
Jello body. 

Husband:
Super active, wannabe raw food vegan. 

Still going to try.  Every damn day.

No matter the number of shared Oreos or spoonfuls of peanut butter. 

I. Am. Mom. 

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